Tiny Dew Earrings
Tiny, but more powerful than a 3am chat barb.
Two drops of gold (or silver) that don't just sit there and make friends.
No soft vibe, no good girl energy.
Just: “I look at you, I judge you, and maybe I shine a light in your face while I do it.”
Ideal for those who say “hello” but mean “die slowly”
Or for those who pretend to be sober while plotting aesthetic revenge.
Tiny for whom? These scream louder than your post-breakup brunch outfit.
- Order processed in 1-2 business days
- Shipping in 1-2 days for common locations and 3-4 days for the Islands
Frequently Asked Questions
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Shipping is free for orders over €39.90 . For smaller orders, we'll add a small shipping fee—but don't worry, the savings on jewelry will make you forget all about it.
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Absolutely! Our jewelry is made of stainless steel , so it won't tarnish or rust. It's practically immortal, unless you decide to use it to open a bottle of wine on a bad night.
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If you place an order and regret it (like when you decide to eat another slice of pizza), you can request a return within 30 days , as long as the jewelry has not been used .
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Orders are processed within 2 working days , to which another 1-2 days must be added for delivery ( 3-4 days for islands and remote locations).
Find the shipping policy HERE