Ribbon Snake Earrings
Because looking sweet and cute is fine, as long as someone doesn't dare respond rudely to your stories .
Two bows? No, darling, two traps.
Shiny, very long, thin as the thread that separates you from your next nervous breakdown.
Perfect for those with a tender heart… but a tongue sharper than a nail file.
Ideal for:
– who responds to compliments with “I know”
– who knows how to bend over, but only to look down on you
– who enters silently but leaves a trail of glances and paranoia
- Order processed in 1-2 business days
- Shipping in 1-2 days for common locations and 3-4 days for the Islands
Frequently Asked Questions
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Shipping is free for orders over €39.90 . For smaller orders, we'll add a small shipping fee—but don't worry, the savings on jewelry will make you forget all about it.
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Absolutely! Our jewelry is made of stainless steel , so it won't tarnish or rust. It's practically immortal, unless you decide to use it to open a bottle of wine on a bad night.
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If you place an order and regret it (like when you decide to eat another slice of pizza), you can request a return within 30 days , as long as the jewelry has not been used .
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Orders are processed within 2 working days , to which another 1-2 days must be added for delivery ( 3-4 days for islands and remote locations).
Find the shipping policy HERE