Chunky Hoops
They are not circles.
They are POWER AFFIRMATIONS with a snap closure.
You put them on and your ego kicks into high gear.
✨ They exude arrogance, reflect contempt, and rattle off unsolicited judgments.
Every head turn is a passive-aggressive gif.
Perfect for: – ending the discussion before it starts,
– say “darling” with the same tone as “shut up”,
– look rich even while yelling at Vodafone.
They don't elevate you. They impose on you.
- Order processed in 1-2 business days
- Shipping in 1-2 days for common locations and 3-4 days for the Islands
Extra Packaging, Gift Packaging
Find out which packaging is included with your purchase and buy extras.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Shipping is free for orders over €39.90 . For smaller orders, we'll add a small shipping fee—but don't worry, the savings on jewelry will make you forget all about it.
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Absolutely! Our jewelry is made of stainless steel , so it won't tarnish or rust. It's practically immortal, unless you decide to use it to open a bottle of wine on a bad night.
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If you place an order and regret it (like when you decide to eat another slice of pizza), you can request a return within 30 days , as long as the jewelry has not been used .
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Orders are processed within 2 working days , to which another 1-2 days must be added for delivery ( 3-4 days for islands and remote locations).
Find the shipping policy HERE