Status Bracelet
Honey, these are not bracelets.
THESE.
I AM.
A.
STATE.
FROM.
EMERGENCY.
“ANXIETY” on the right like your ex who watches your stories and never texts you.
“WHAT THE FUCKS” on the left is like the response you give when someone tells you “you need to calm down”.
NO, LOVE. I DON'T OWE A THING.
You put them on your wrist and BOOM you transform from an influencer of discomfort to an iconic priestess of “do your own thing” .
Heads spin, energies spin, even kneecaps spin if someone dares to say you're exaggerating.
With these on you can scream "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE" and immediately after whisper "I love it" with a glittery tear.
It's duality. It's performance.
- Order processed in 1-2 business days
- Shipping in 1-2 days for common locations and 3-4 days for the Islands
Extra Packaging, Gift Packaging
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Shipping is free for orders over €39.90 . For smaller orders, we'll add a small shipping fee—but don't worry, the savings on jewelry will make you forget all about it.
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Absolutely! Our jewelry is made of stainless steel , so it won't tarnish or rust. It's practically immortal, unless you decide to use it to open a bottle of wine on a bad night.
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If you place an order and regret it (like when you decide to eat another slice of pizza), you can request a return within 30 days , as long as the jewelry has not been used .
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Orders are processed within 2 working days , to which another 1-2 days must be added for delivery ( 3-4 days for islands and remote locations).
Find the shipping policy HERE